About Me

Hi, I’m Tim Catellier – a Big Personality with Big Dreams

Born in the 1900s (a.k.a. before the internet was cool), I’ve been mastering the fine art of quick wit, curiosity, and finding joy in life’s little indulgences. I’m someone who believes you can never go wrong with cookies, pizza, sushi, or a good meal—bonus points if it’s all in one day.

As a proud Minnesota Vikings fan, I’ve learned patience, resilience, and how to emotionally recover from yelling at the TV on Sundays. When I’m not keeping up with the team, I’m probably rewatching a sci-fi classic or planning my next adventure. I once toured London, Paris, Amsterdam, and Rome solo on a whim—proof that sometimes the best plans are made last-minute.

My daughter, who’s on the verge of turning 11, is my greatest joy and my best comedic partner. When she was six, she drove a go-kart at Legoland like it was bumper cars, and I shouted, “You drive like your mother!” (We still laugh about it.) These days, she’s my partner in tech, often impressing me with how effortlessly she commands our voice-activated smart home.

When I’m not being a dad or watching football, I’m a self-proclaimed tech geek, teaching myself to code with some help from AI. I’m currently building a website, which feels a lot like solving a Rubik’s Cube while blindfolded. But hey, it’s all part of the adventure.

Speaking of adventures, my ultimate dream is to own a boat and sail around the world—or at least tackle the Great Loop. Until then, you’ll find me at the poker table chasing small-stakes wins, whipping up something delicious in the kitchen, or geeking out on whatever new skill catches my attention.

Life’s about trying, learning, and finding humor in the chaos—and I’m here for all of it, one sushi roll and sarcastic comment at a time.